What is the opposite of an ode? Whatever it is, I’ve written one about my least favorite food:
I detest you.
and you feel like a gritty booger in my mouth.
I despise you.
and you taste like wet dirt.
I abhor you.
You touch my other food
and taint it with your awfulness.
I hate you.
with your nature-loving, healthy-eating lifestyle crap.
Leave my pasta alone and set my pizza free.
Liberate my soups from your vile putridness.
Keep your fungal repugnance far away from my stir fry.
Get off my plate and out of my bowl.
Written for this weeks writing prompt: Describe a food you abhor.